Category Archives: Humor

Apr
13

Ready, set, capitalism

By Katie Kieffer

There is a secret sauce to obtaining a high standard of living. It’s called capitalism. Capitalism allows every American the opportunity to pursue the American Dream. A free enterprise system rewards hard work and ingenuity whereas socialism creates social injustice.

My sister and business partner, Amie Kieffer, showcases the difference between a life of freedom and a life of serfdom in this cartoon:

Art by Amie Kieffer. Copyright 2010. All rights reserved. Continue reading →

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Feb
03

Liberals, ride in my Ferrari!

By Katie Kieffer

Image credit: Oliver Walston / lussoluxury.com

Anti-business liberals, come jump in my Ferrari! I’ll take you for the ride of your life. Please bring your motion sickness bags. You will become nauseous during this ride.

Yes, it’s a nice car and, yes, I’m a good driver. But, when I drive, I blast one song over and over again: “Main Street Loves Wall Street.” You may be my guest, but I pick the tunes. Continue reading →

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Feb
01

Michael the Gold Digger

By Katie Kieffer

Image credit: gettingpersonal.co.uk

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and everyone wants to talk about love.

This weekend, my sister, Amie, and I were out at a local bar and we overheard a group of young guys discussing the covert relationship of another bar patron, Michael Moore. I was disappointed to hear that Moore was still sneaking around after he nearly publicly professed his love for capitalism at my New Year’s Eve party. I didn’t want to catch Moore’s attention by taking a photo, so Amie used her ever-present mini sketch pad to draw what we witnessed (see below). Continue reading →

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Dec
30

Gimme Moore, Gimme Moore

Part 3 of 3

By Katie Kieffer

Image credit: johnmariani.com

A clever way to convert a liberal is to catch him with his hand in the cookie jar and then make him think it was his idea to pull it out. This was my approach to wooing Michael Moore to the right and also serving world-class cuisine to my New Year’s Eve guests.

Michael Moore’s physique sends the message that he’s a man who knows a thing or two about food. That’s why I asked him to be the chef for the gastropub within my New Year’s Eve party. At first, he balked, saying, “Katie, your address is 1776 Capitalist Curve! My fans would pronounce anathema on me if I graced your doorway!” Continue reading →

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Dec
16

Santa’s got mail!

Art by Amie Kieffer

Copyright by Amie Kieffer. Continue reading →

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Dec
02

In Palin’s ring, Pacquiao style

By Katie Kieffer

Image credit: http://tinyurl.com/yle7ape

I’ve decided to give a fresh perspective on the energetic wave called Sarah Palin that’s sweeping our country by showcasing the opinions of her loudest bashers, haters and tomato-tossers. I think letting elite liberals speak for themselves has two benefits:

1.) Their criticisms are quite humorous and often do more harm than good to their own agendas.

2.) Hidden within their emotional, bitter criticisms are occasional “gems.” These are points that are worthy of consideration and debate. Continue reading →

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Oct
27

Need a Halloween costume idea?

By Katie Kieffer

Art by Amie Kieffer.

Halloween is at the end of the week. Last Halloween was a no-brainer if you wanted to dress up as a political figure: Palins, McCains and Obamas were everywhere. If you’re out of ideas, I’ve got a few for you: Continue reading →

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